Top Bands & Musicians is a network of the best bands and musicians in the world ; it is brought to you as a service of Aiki Designs LLC.
INDICATIONS: For the prompt relief of all that ails you… Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast!
DIRECTIONS: Visit often and let your favorite band or musician know you love their music by clicking the heart icon on their profile page.
CAUTION: This site is provided as is, with no warranty or guarantee of any kind, either written or implied. Aiki Designs LLC reserves the right to alter this site or even remove it entirely at their slightest capricious whim. Void where prohibited by law. Subject to change without notice. Use only as directed. If condition persists, consult your favorite band’s or musician’s gig schedule and get your ass to a local venue to enjoy a great show and awesome music. It is a violation of federal law to use this web site in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Contents under pressure; do not puncture or incinerate. If redness, irritation, swelling or pain develops or if infection occurs, you’re obviously doing something other than listening to amazing local bands and musicians; stop whatever it is immediately! In case of accidental ingestion, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately; you’re supposed to listen to the music, not eat it! Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal; again, just listen and enjoy the music! The Top Bands & Musicians website is not authorized for use as a critical component in life support devices or systems and should absolutely not be used as a flotation device. Not to be taken internally; however music should definitely be internalized. The Top Bands & Musicians website may be harmful or fatal if swallowed. Homepage shown is of actual size. No refrigeration required. May be too intense for some viewers; if you find that to be the case, try soft rock for a while, and then work your way up. No user-serviceable parts inside. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Reproduction strictly prohibited. Not for resale… Well, maybe… Make us an offer; everyone has their price. May cause head bobbing, toe tapping, finger snapping, and spontaneous dancing. Do not view the Top Bands & Musicians website while operating a motor vehicle or heavy machinery. Low chart positions may cause headache and nausea so let your fans know how they can show their love for your music. High chart positions may cause euphoria and giddiness; enjoy it for all it’s worth!